Land-line telephone - gone! (a long time ago)
And NOW - Now, thanks to internet bill-pay and email, my US Mailbox is GONE TOO!
GONE!
NO MORE PILES OF JUNK MAIL FOR ME!
Now, calm down, horrified blog reader. I still have an address. The mailbox is still there. I just modified it a little.
I cut a BIG hole in the bottom of it...

....and mounted it on a trash can!

Just think of my invention as a sophisticated two-stage mailbox and sorter, all in one.
No more trips from the mailbox to the trashcan for me!
ps. Send* Christmas cards, birthday cards, love letters, and money to my office address as follows:
Stephen T. Wilson
2522 West 41st St., #310
Sioux Falls, SD 57105
* According to my mailman, packages will still be left at the front door. That is, unless they're small enough to fit in the mailbox; in which case use the above address for them too.
Thank you for the understanding.
I'm envious! There's nothing I dread more than getting the mail.
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