Monday, December 22, 2008

No More Junk Mail for Me!

The deed is done. I finally did it!

Land-line telephone - gone! (a long time ago)

And NOW - Now, thanks to internet bill-pay and email, my US Mailbox is GONE TOO!

GONE!

NO MORE PILES OF JUNK MAIL FOR ME!

Now, calm down, horrified blog reader. I still have an address. The mailbox is still there. I just modified it a little.


I cut a BIG hole in the bottom of it...



....and mounted it on a trash can!



Just think of my invention as a sophisticated two-stage mailbox and sorter, all in one.

No more trips from the mailbox to the trashcan for me!

ps. Send* Christmas cards, birthday cards, love letters, and money to my office address as follows:

Stephen T. Wilson
2522 West 41st St., #310
Sioux Falls, SD 57105

* According to my mailman, packages will still be left at the front door. That is, unless they're small enough to fit in the mailbox; in which case use the above address for them too.

Thank you for the understanding.

1 comments:

  1. I'm envious! There's nothing I dread more than getting the mail.

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